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Aging Demotivational Poster


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that damn dog’s name for the life of me.


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


1st Date -




HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label


TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME -




TANKERS.. - We destroy more stuff in seconds than an Infantry Squad can in a week!


TAGS: tankers engaging enemy fallujah iraq
Rating: 4.56/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:51 pm
Hey Batman ~ got any more of these winners? 5Lions


KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging


TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?


SEE MUM - Even Barbie Gets Old




PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".




THE JOYS OF AGING -




THE SEVENTH DAY -




GETTING OLD - THE FATE OF ALL GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: aging it s a bitch
Rating: 4.73/5

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AGING - Old cars never die, they just slowly fade away...




TIME -


TAGS: fame looks aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 5:36 pm
Yep, that was money well spent on that boob reduction mao.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 4:35 pm
Well I Did Look Good In 76 .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 3:56 pm
Oh come on mao...there was that little temple tuck in '08....just sayin'...teehee.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 1:56 pm
I'm Just Me .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 12:38 pm
And that leaves Burt. I'd say he uses the same plastic surgeon as poor Joan Rivers...2 for 1 deal?
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yeah, and Jack….geeezus, cover them hooters. Reminds me of when I was four and walked in on gramma....she had that same look on her face
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:25 am
Yep....bahaha...thinking that's next years Hallowe'en costume.
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 9:27 am
Man, if Eddie just had a swastika on his forehead…


LIKE SANDS THRU THE HOURGLASS -




CATS IN THE CRADLE -


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER -




DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY -




THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH -




TEMPORARY BEAUTY -




THE SPIRIT WITHIN -


TAGS: woman aging attitude
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 8:54 pm

Thank you, RD!~
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 8:06 pm
Nice one


THE CEMETARY CLUB -




CRAP -




THE DATING GAME -




inside every old person -


TAGS: aging confusion young inside
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:10 am
It’s rather amazing how many mirrors one requires when young. Now I know what Dracula feels like.


MAYBE TOMORROW -


TAGS: raging bull
Rating: 4.58/5

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I'LL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - About encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.


TAGS: about encouraging thinking outside the box
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:24 am
All input is good input, in it's pure form.


Longcat -


TAGS: rampaging city funny lol meow attack cute
Rating: 3.03/5

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spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:36 am
Anyway, thanks for pointing that out Drenix. At least you are not like the other guy who just comment without the reason..
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:30 am
damm, didn't see that coming...
Drenix - December 22, 2008, 12:58 pm
Same lines, diferent/repeated posters = Not funny, as you flood motifake with them and then, they lose any chance of being funny.
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 6:33 pm
really? then tell me why none of them are any good, I wouldn't bite..
Scorpio7 - December 15, 2008, 12:10 pm
There sure are a lot of LONGCAT posters, all of a sudden, and none of them are any good.


Longcat -




ON GOLDEN POND -


TAGS: aging youth
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 19, 2012, 11:01 pm
Thank You
TheSanityInspector - September 19, 2012, 1:45 pm
Well done!


THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE -




Ughomer & His Older Brother -


TAGS: aging
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:56 pm
Bahahaha...but which one is you? 5L for your return! And the poster of course too.
ughomer - July 3, 2013, 5:16 pm
Youse are too kind, Mao & GaryO! I have missed Miss Priss!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Welcome Back, 5L For Feeling Old .
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 8:32 am
UGGIE!!! Where ye been, mate?


NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN -


TAGS: aging time destination irony
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:15 pm
I have a feeling Im going to have the same ending. I experienced alot of wonderful & scary moments in the 18-1/2 years I spent in the military & the last 10 as a contractor for them especially here in Afghanistan. The Taliban rocketed our Pizza Hut : (
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:51 am
Sadly too true.


THE TRUTH ABOUT LYING -




ONE GOING ON NINETY -




EYE TEST -


TAGS: vision aging
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 2:33 pm
Ya b*ggers started without me? Guess I best start using 2 glasses at a time so I can catch up! Thanks for the comments.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Me Too !
CloudchaserS - November 2, 2012, 11:25 am
I have Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey in mine at this very moment
mariand - November 2, 2012, 8:21 am
hehehe...we may have the same age...


Longcat -




THE GRAPES OF WRATH -




TIME CAN BE CRUEL -


TAGS: time not aging well past beauty cruel
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Yeahhh for me, thanks.
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:13 am
Number one husband and I open dlive flu!
Reality Lord - October 5, 2010, 12:36 am

i laughed...5l's.
forseti - October 5, 2010, 12:13 am
ROR! 5 cals
AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:18 pm
the look on the guys face, maybe the family was right when she made me throw them out
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:15 pm

amsome


"NO" - Now let's get rid of your excess packaging.


TAGS: excess packaging let s remove her s
Rating: 4.1/5

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CaptainBaked - February 16, 2011, 2:24 pm
God i love my country...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:41 am
LOL


SOUP - Now tastes like real cock


TAGS: soup cock funny fail pordy packaging
Rating: 2.63/5

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bob chin - August 20, 2008, 8:54 am
COcK > Hen


EVIDENTLY - Neither do you


TAGS: stupid bored chat instant messaging
Rating: 2.22/5

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Scorpio7 - February 11, 2009, 12:18 pm
Has anyone besides me noticed that "chaters" is missing an additional "t?"


It's Always Getting Closer -


TAGS: age old lonely life aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:48 pm
With all the 5L talent coming back I'm actually a-scared to even try.
Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 10:01 am
Thanks. I have a creative streak I have to get out once in awhile. I'm sure the writers block will re-appear sooner if not later. LoL :)
GaryO - March 26, 2014, 8:28 am
Dang, GB, you been savin’ these up? and they’re all really really good…really good……..and I’m getting’ low on fives….well, looky there, here’s one; whikteeeesh.


Hey Nineteen -


TAGS: aging death wisdom temptation youth
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 5, 2013, 10:43 pm
Unfortunately, You are correct sir. Awesome cake though... :)
Silverheart - September 5, 2013, 7:58 pm

Unfortunately, there is still no cure for the common birthday.


Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -


TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!


adaptability -


TAGS: adapt change aging proverb
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:56 pm
n-i-c-e


Encouragement -




Insomnia, by way of technology -


TAGS: up all night on that infernal machine and hey look the sun is up and oh poop im late for work silverheart the rampaging insomniac
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2013, 7:08 pm
Dazzling!


SURPRISE -




consequences -


TAGS: ignore the raging bulls and get bullshit
Rating: 5/5
Greeny - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Better add an in in there...
Greeny - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Weren't logged Mr. Motifayk


WILL YOU STILL NEED ME - WILL YOU STILL FEED ME WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR?


TAGS: aging great makeup
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 1:36 pm
sometimes the photo is already that way.. or you can stack pictures using Paint.. then use the regular Motifake poster builder.. it will take a pretty big image.. I think Long Cat is probably the biggest one
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:39 am
cougar, saber tooth, good one... sure sounds better than old fart ! can't believe I'm still LMAO from your poster with the nukes... How do you do these extralong posters, technically speaking, if I may ?
Airman - January 27, 2012, 11:23 am
the new term for a woman in her 60's is Sabre Tooth
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 7:03 pm
I will. who doesn't want a nice hot cougar ? good one


Pit 3 Pack -




Anti-Aging -


TAGS: life death corpse anti aging youth
Rating: 4.78/5

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Cannabal - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
Surely you know that Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over. ;)
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:45 am
Maybe not the Reaper, but, I'm 5L certain it will be one of the deciding factors as to who gets you...heaven or hell?


P r i n c i p l e s -


TAGS: principles hills caves aging fitzgerald
Rating: 4.69/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:09 pm
True words of wisdom, Gary
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 11:17 am
fast, if good, may be the better pace
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 10:18 am
Sad how Fitzgerald himself only lived to be 44. He died young having grown old very fast
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 10:11 am
Psh, kids…at sixty-four they are mere ruts in the road toward inevitable decrepit morbidity…and it’s s-o-o-o-o demotilicious! 5L however
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:14 am
Thanks guys, I'm right there with ya...
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:05 pm

5 decrepit Ls from me, too!~~
maoworks2 - July 14, 2013, 1:17 pm
That's A Good One 5 Growing Old L's.


WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY -




LOGICDUDE - LOVES him some BACON.


TAGS: ld aging his bacon
Rating: 3.82/5

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Bovee - February 15, 2010, 3:34 pm
i just lost my lunch.
rerun - February 15, 2010, 3:30 pm

you know Rosanne released the sex tape? People paid to have them destroyed
CpnKangaroo - February 15, 2010, 2:19 pm
oh boy, and i thought he quit his affair with roseanne


CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006




Aging Well -


TAGS: marilyn monroe aging kilt scottish
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 7, 2016, 2:55 pm

lol^^^^^


Memories -


TAGS: forgetful memory party surprise aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well thanks for the orgots Thedge.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:13 pm
What was I gonna say??? 5F orgots.


Journey -




Focus -


TAGS: aging forgetful old
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:50 pm
5'd. Head just a'shakin.
Greeny - December 11, 2014, 7:11 pm
tone down the peter pills and it'll get better...
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:22 pm
Unlocking my phone is a simple task, its finding it that's the problem! 5 chuckling lions!


AGING -


TAGS: sade funny aging meme adu
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 21, 2015, 5:47 am
Like that chic on the muppets?
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 1:10 am
and she has always looked hauntingly divine.
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 1:09 am
I used ta think she was the coolest. Now I don't think it, I know it. Her songs got me through some shyt job shifts.
ThatKoffeeBurns - August 21, 2015, 1:00 am
lol, yeah, she still looks the same
GaryO - August 12, 2015, 2:49 pm
Neither has she in my mind (as I sit here in stall one at the Home Dopey men's room)


Geezer -


TAGS: aging geezer definition
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 5:06 pm
Haha!
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 9:16 am
looks like Google earth over the Gobi
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:06 am
Oh mao...pretty sure you've got a few good 'tween years left...teehee.
maoworks2 - December 11, 2014, 12:32 pm
Yah ME !


Hot One Coming Up -


TAGS: aging changes some priorities dreams
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 22, 2014, 10:22 am
Am hoping to... beats a hole in the cold, cold ground, I reckon, err... hope.
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 10:13 am
Heh, give it another six years


SIGNS -


TAGS: aging time pain ravages
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:17 pm
That's just old age. Truly advanced is when you sit on one and whilst looking for the other you realize it isn't hemorrhoids you've been suffering from for the last several months.
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:11 am
It is comforting to find that one is not alone in this world


If Only Our Eyes -


TAGS: beauty love aging ideals life
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greybeard - October 27, 2015, 10:39 pm
Hahaha. Yes, especially on the "emo" & "goth" types..!
GaryO - October 27, 2015, 10:34 pm
ah the inner beauty...if some would just eat the makeup...
spacedog - October 27, 2015, 5:59 pm
Nice one.
MissPriss - October 27, 2015, 3:30 pm
5L Grey. U consider sending this 2 all the poor teens out there that have been brainwashed into believing that beauty is only viewed from the outside? They should see their fav' stars/idols WITHOUT makeup, pushups etc. they wouldn't even recognize them.


DISMAY -


TAGS: aging paraprosdokian hair humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:09 pm
Gives a new meaning to meatball...
mizzdizz - February 6, 2016, 8:45 am
EW! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!
MissPriss - February 6, 2016, 12:06 am
That changes my decision on supper tomorrow night...looks like the Chinese food wins again...teehee.
lgvernon - February 5, 2016, 8:52 pm

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - February 5, 2016, 8:49 pm
N1LG


AGING - It's not all it's cracked up to be




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